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W Accomplishes Reagan's Final Solution

Starve the beast he said.

Instead of smaller, it died,

un-noticed at first.

Once the beast was dead,

infrastructure crumbled, creating

a void, abhorred by nature.

Starve the beast in deed!

Once dead, other beasts grew strong

China, Iran, ...

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Thank you George Bush for

spending all our capital 

on Iraq. We're broke.

Thank you George Bush for 

spending all our capital

on tax cuts. We're broke

Thank you George Bush, we're

now broke and there's no money

to fix US. Gosh thanks!

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The Magic Negro!

Two of the remaining three

black Republicans object.

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Shiites, Sunnis, Kurds,

Iraq's future? Remember 

Yugoslavia!

Politics 'N Haiku 122608

How many candles?

Don't know? Google Hanukkah!

I'm a Google Jew.

What makes me Jewish?

Birth? Conversion? Belief? No!

I would have been gassed.

I'm a Google Jew.

I Google the holidays

but remember things past.

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Bernanke's bubble?

Zero percent interest.

Hear one hand clapping?

Bernanke's bubble?

Zero percent interest. 

Here's a one hand clap!

Politics 'N Haiku 122208

Goldilocks gives advice to the

Department of Homeland Security

Biological? Too slow.

Chemical? Don't know which way the wind will blow.

Nuclear? Just right.

Politics 'N Haiku 121808

Terry Schiavo died

for the sins of Republicans

saving only Democrats.

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Bernard Madoff's con,

banks and charities fell prey

to capitalism.

Politics 'N Haiku 121608

Two shoes thrown at Bush

size ten he quipped not realizing

that in I raq he is the joke.

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All will be famous

they will have fifteen minutes

some should've declined

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Plumber Joe in jail

Spending Obama's tax cuts (and his book advance)

No book, no votes and the toilet won't flush

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While we rejoiced

favors turn into money

politics happens

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Innovate? Too late!

Lead parachutes for them all

Plug me in Scotty

Politics 'N Haiku 120708

Define anti-choice

life begins at conception

and ends after birth

Defining pro-choice

life begins at birth and ends

any time one wants

Defining pro-life

beginning at conception

your body my choice

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Alan's burst bubbles

which hid stagnant wages

without gain much pain

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Ghandi arrested

making noniodized salt

arrests development

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Invented humble

congress give them what their worth

only one dollar

English as the official Language

If it is democratic to vote to make English the official language then es democratico votar para hacer espanol la lengua oficial.

Si es democratico votar para hacer ingles la lengua oficial entonces it is democratic to vote to make Spanish the official language.