Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 121709

Father role model
Tiger Tiger burning bright
growth hormone poisoned.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 121009

The Nobel Peace Prize
noblesse Obama oblige
Afghans in pieces.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 103009

One flu over the
cuckoo's nest, looked down and saw
vaccine shortages.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 102909

The public option
killed by private insurers
with our premiums.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 102809

Free Williamson
from the un-bare-able
lightness of being.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 102709

Opposed stimulus,
took the money and ran, who's
disingenuous?

Monday, October 26, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 102609

The public option
opt out - opponents won't flee
opt in - to teabag.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 102109

Banks too big to fail?
The Jivaroans had it right;
first off with their heads.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 101709

Socialist, Nazi
they say, ignorant of the
contradiction.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 101609a

Drill baby drill, 'til
the addicted have their fill,
'til death does us part.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 100909

Obama's peace prize
"hope for a better future"
by not being Bush.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 101609

Right wingers tea bag
rest of country, leaving a
bad taste in my mouth.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 091609

Private insurance,
all pay for smoker's cancer,
it's socialized risk.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 091509

To protect and serve
police perform this task for
all, it's socialized.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 091409

Why are people who
oppose socialized health care
so antisocial?

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 091309

Obama health plan,
like tap water, all may drink,
some will buy bottled.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 081809

Sick? Just a pipe dream,
life, liberty, happiness,
when you're uninsured.

Friday, July 31, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 0703109

Who do you trust? A
wise Latina woman or
jungle-monkey cop.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 0701909

While fornicating
practice family values
preach to the choir.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 0701509

Healthcare overhaul
call me in the morning
take two aspirin.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 0701209

Million-dollar child
thousands could have been saved for
each month of your life.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

POlitics 'N Haiku 070809

Michael and Robert
sixties children yearned for it
but one worked for peace.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 070309

Constant light, alarms,
sleep deprivation, human
contact causes pain.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 070109

Milk or oxygen,
you're ravenous, choose swiftly
the means of your death.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 063009

What choice did we have?
Smaller than a soda pop,
your life found a way.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 062909

There could be but one;
you tried to kill your mother.
What choice did you have?

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 0602509

In a world full of
Sanfords, Ensigns, Edwards', Newts,
Ryan loves Farrah.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 0602409

No sight, hearing, touch
no more worldly contact, I
held you while you died.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 0602309

In a world full of
Ensigns, Edwards', Gingrichs, Craigs,
Ryan loves Farrah

Monday, June 22, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 0602209

I have nothing too
but fear itself weaponized
kills democracy.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 0602009

What gives you the - right
to choose what is - . Choose respect
for me as I you.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 0601909

Was there ne'r any
food, clean water, toys, money?
Were you always cursed?

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 0601809

Did your rents-to-be
deduct you from their taxes?
Were you a blessing?

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 0601709

Did anyone care?
Did your mom-to-be cry
all night from hunger?

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 0601609

Did you have health care?
Did your mother-to-be obtain
prenatal care?

Monday, June 15, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 0601509

Were you a happy
fetus? Did your mother sing
to you in the womb?

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 0601309

Do fetal rights trump
those of an eleven year-
old raped Darfur girl?

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 0601009

When my time is up
put me on Air France; today
Sully will do fine.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 060909

Not for you to choose

nor for me to say when, only

patient and doctor.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 060809

SBD? I don't think so
electromagnetic pulse
heart stopping bye SBD.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 060509

Secure bunker Dick
survives fire storm of his
making bye bye DC.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 060409

Cheney saves New York
prevents chemical attack
by not stopping 9/11.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 060309

Legacy: A Fire Storm Sale.

You suck Dick Cheney
Blow backs just an expression
Get yur red-hot nukes.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 052309

Liberty Univ.
you're at liberty to believe
what I believe.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 041509

Tea parties abound
paid for by their stimuli
all talk sipping tea. 

Friday, April 10, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 041009

Bubbles R Us
Alan rides to the rescue
deflate me Timmy

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 040909

Columbine reload
thirteen dead in Binghamton
welcome to our world

Friday, April 3, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 040309

Retirement plan
sleep late, read paper, walk dogs
search dump for food.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 033009

Flesh colored crayons
black, brown, red, white and yellow
rainbow of mankind

Friday, March 27, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 032709

The Geithner mantra
"systemic stability"
SEC AIG MONEY

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 032609

Up, up and away
"systemic stability"
SEC, AIG, MONEY

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 032209

Prone to disappoint
"dangerous and promising"
learn from your mistakes

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 031909

Half on red, half black
two plus twenty for me. Green?
Find more investors.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 031809

Need I Say More

Gambling laws were
exempted to allow hedge
funds to operate

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 031509

AIG bonus babies
why can't I fire your ass
if I own eighty percent

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 031409

Science in the US
without basic research there's
nothing to translate

Friday, March 13, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 031309

Soar paper net worth
home, beach house, stock, 401K
real nouveau pauper

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 031009

Productivity
America survives on
more work for less pay

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 030809

Productivity: Episode III

Money from nothing
imagine the world churning
our GDP makes us strong

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 030709

Productivity: Episode II

Increase it further
buy insurance to protect
your shorts, double down.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 030609

Productivity: Episode I

Increase the GDP
sell stocks short while naked
saving the country

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 030509

God rethinks man, well
maybe I should have gone with
the Neanderthal

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 030409

Twice yearly pink
beauty from global warming
cherry blossoms bloom

Monday, March 2, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 030209

Man envisions God
so as not to fear nature
then he destroys it

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 022809

No child left behind
because "all the children are
above average"

Friday, February 27, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 022709

No child left behind
memorize regurgitate
no innovation

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 022609

No child left behind
teaching to the test, testing
what you teach, nothing 

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 022409

No child left behind
as simple as high school math
two plus two is four

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 022309

A fed employee
has socialized health care
and their own doctor.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 022209

Socialized health care
would save the car industry
without more bailouts

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 022109

Democracy can
not be imposed by a gun
only protected 

Friday, February 20, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 022009

If money were health
taxes could be high but we
would not have a care

Thursday, February 19, 2009

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Politics 'N Haiku 021909

If money bought health
but alas, it only buys 
our politicians

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 021809

If money bought health
we would live forever
but there's politics.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

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Politics 'N Haiku 021709

If money were health
we would live forever
alas it's politics

Monday, February 16, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 021609

Lexis, olive tree
tariffs, fences, un- sold, -eaten,
-loved to drive, eat.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 021309

In a flat world your
salary will match those in
India, China ...

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 021209

In a flat world you
will be submerged in water
like your home mortgage.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 021109

The world is flat when 
my invisibility 
cloak hides all mankind.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 021009

Over valued banks
under water mortgages
damn the torpedoes ...

Monday, February 9, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 020909

My taxes paid for
your junkets, all I got was
this worthless bank stock.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 020809

Senate rescue will 
cause "financial disaster" 
you already did

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 020709

Consumer spending
stop, government spending start
tax cuts don't cut it.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 020609

I still can't get off
'cause my boss's boss's tax cuts don't
stimulate at all.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 020309

It's a long way from
W to O, eight letters, years,
light years, a new day.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 020209

Cutting taxes starves
the beast. No bailout, no big
gov, no gov at all.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 020109

Deficits are bad 
when Democrats call the shots
so let's cut taxes.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Dateline: 2225

Scientists make a 
remarkable discovery
today the letter W, uhich
they speculate vanished 
from the English language
long ago, because of its 
association uith some 
catastrophic event, also
long since forgotten.

Politics 'N Haiku 013109

GOP - I'm shocked, shocked
there's a recession going on here
hey, why not cut taxes.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 013009

Cut taxes, they trickle 
down went the economy
so why not cut taxes.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 012709

GOP initiates plan
to attract minorities, candidates to
campaign in blackface.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 012609

Haiku in German,
no way, all those syllables.
Schadenfreude

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 012409

What have you given,
half-a-billion dollar man,
to your country? - Hate!

Friday, January 23, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 012309

Love it or leave it,
half-a-billion dollar man.
Go broadcast from Mars.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 012209

Rush- "I hope he fails."
Damn the country rather than
prove the right is wrong.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 012109

"Free at last, free at ..."
"Just another word for nothing ..."
Now carpe diem.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 012009

I am still dreaming
Barack Hussein Obama,
don't wake me just yet.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 011909

I have had a dream,
half full glass, am I sated?
Never stop dreaming.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 011809

Subjectivity
was not written into the
Geneva Convention.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 011709

Never again and
again and again. Darfur,
Rowanda, Cambo..., ... 

Friday, January 16, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 011609

W contemplates the future

It is a good thing
mea culpa doesn't translate
to English! No wait ....

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 010209

My Weapons

Succinct structure with
duplicitous line changes
and double entendre.

Politics 'N Haiku 011409

Who's your daddy noW?
Using terrorism to stop terrorist!
Who's your ter'ist now?

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 011309

The W legacy.
"Terrorism blah, blah, blah, blah."
He thinks we bought it.

9/11, 2nd Great
Depression, Katrina, what bad luck they
happened on my watch.

If only I'd been 
Pres during Bill's time, I'd've over-
seen prosperity.

No harm, no foul, no
fault, no luck, bad timing, no
responsibility

Monday, January 12, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 011209

W and Cheney de-
stroy documents. So much for
trust but verify!

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 010909

Gravity theory
disproved! Money trickles up
from the working poor.


Thursday, January 8, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 010809

The whole world is shopping!
The whole world is shopping! The whole 
world is shopping! - Chicago 2068

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 010709

My cookies tell you
all you need to know about
my identity.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 010609

News Flash: Republicans seen wielding matches

B'rack be nimble! B'rack
be quick! B'rack jump over the 
candle! Got'chur back.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Politics 'N Haiku 010509

Big brother watching
facilitating shopping
to protect freedom.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

politics 'N Haiku 010109

Haiku politics!
Succinct, opinionated
ending in a smile.

Haiku politics
is an oxymoron,
think winter heat wave.

I give you Haiku
politics as an after
thought better of it.