Dateline: 2225

Scientists make a 

remarkable discovery

today the letter W, uhich

they speculate vanished 

from the English language

long ago, because of its 

association uith some 

catastrophic event, also

long since forgotten.

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GOP - I'm shocked, shocked

there's a recession going on here

hey, why not cut taxes.

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Cut taxes, they trickle 

down went the economy

so why not cut taxes.

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GOP initiates plan

to attract minorities, candidates to

campaign in blackface.

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Haiku in German,

no way, all those syllables.

Schadenfreude

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What have you given,

half-a-billion dollar man,

to your country? - Hate!

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Love it or leave it,

half-a-billion dollar man.

Go broadcast from Mars.

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Rush- "I hope he fails."

Damn the country rather than

prove the right is wrong.

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"Free at last, free at ..."

"Just another word for nothing ..."

Now carpe diem.

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I am still dreaming

Barack Hussein Obama,

don't wake me just yet.

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I have had a dream,

half full glass, am I sated?

Never stop dreaming.

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Subjectivity

was not written into the

Geneva Convention.

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Never again and

again and again. Darfur,

Rowanda, Cambo..., ... 

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W contemplates the future

It is a good thing

mea culpa doesn't translate

to English! No wait ....

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My Weapons

Succinct structure with

duplicitous line changes

and double entendre.

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Who's your daddy noW?

Using terrorism to stop terrorist!

Who's your ter'ist now?

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The W legacy.

"Terrorism blah, blah, blah, blah."

He thinks we bought it.

9/11, 2nd Great

Depression, Katrina, what bad luck they

happened on my watch.

If only I'd been 

Pres during Bill's time, I'd've over-

seen prosperity.

No harm, no foul, no

fault, no luck, bad timing, no

responsibility

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W and Cheney de-

stroy documents. So much for

trust but verify!

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Gravity theory

disproved! Money trickles up

from the working poor.

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The whole world is shopping!

The whole world is shopping! The whole 

world is shopping! - Chicago 2068

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My cookies tell you

all you need to know about

my identity.

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News Flash: Republicans seen wielding matches

B'rack be nimble! B'rack

be quick! B'rack jump over the 

candle! Got'chur back.

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Big brother watching

facilitating shopping

to protect freedom.

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Haiku politics!

Succinct, opinionated

ending in a smile.

Haiku politics

is an oxymoron,

think winter heat wave.

I give you Haiku

politics as an after

thought better of it.