Politics 'N Haiku 022809

No child left behind

because "all the children are

above average"

Politics 'N Haiku 022709

No child left behind

memorize regurgitate

no innovation

Politics 'N Haiku 022609

No child left behind

teaching to the test, testing

what you teach, nothing 

Politics 'N Haiku 022409

No child left behind

as simple as high school math

two plus two is four

Politics 'N Haiku 022309

A fed employee

has socialized health care

and their own doctor.

Politics 'N Haiku 022209

Socialized health care

would save the car industry

without more bailouts

Politics 'N Haiku 022109

Democracy can

not be imposed by a gun

only protected 

Politics 'N Haiku 022009

If money were health

taxes could be high but we

would not have a care

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Politics 'N Haiku 021909

If money bought health

but alas, it only buys 

our politicians

Politics 'N Haiku 021809

If money bought health

we would live forever

but there's politics.

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Politics 'N Haiku 021709

If money were health

we would live forever

alas it's politics

Politics 'N Haiku 021609

Lexis, olive tree

tariffs, fences, un- sold, -eaten,

-loved to drive, eat.

Politics 'N Haiku 021309

In a flat world your

salary will match those in

India, China ...

Politics 'N Haiku 021209

In a flat world you

will be submerged in water

like your home mortgage.

Politics 'N Haiku 021109

The world is flat when 

my invisibility 

cloak hides all mankind.

Politics 'N Haiku 021009

Over valued banks

under water mortgages

damn the torpedoes ...

Politics 'N Haiku 020909

My taxes paid for

your junkets, all I got was

this worthless bank stock.

Politics 'N Haiku 020809

Senate rescue will 

cause "financial disaster" 

you already did

Politics 'N Haiku 020709

Consumer spending

stop, government spending start

tax cuts don't cut it.

Politics 'N Haiku 020609

I still can't get off

'cause my boss's boss's tax cuts don't

stimulate at all.

Politics 'N Haiku 020309

It's a long way from

W to O, eight letters, years,

light years, a new day.

Politics 'N Haiku 020209

Cutting taxes starves

the beast. No bailout, no big

gov, no gov at all.

Politics 'N Haiku 020109

Deficits are bad 

when Democrats call the shots

so let's cut taxes.