Politics 'N Haiku 052710

"Terror attempts on
U.S. ... hit all-time high" Thanks W,
"Mission Accomplished"

Politics 'N Haiku 052610

Immigrant teachers
fired for having accents,
golly you betcha.

Politics 'N Haiku 052510

Outsourced government:
The Monsanto Farm Bureau
The TollBrothers HUD.

Politics 'N Haiku 052310

When gov'ment is small
big businesses will rule, The
B P E P A

Politics 'N Haiku 052210

Chicken politics
as they're banned from voting booths
Country plays chicken.

Politics 'N Haiku 052110

When gov'ment is small
big businesses will govern
through no bid contracts.

Politics 'N Haiku 052010

Drill baby drill 'til
the gulf has its fill. Sauteed
shrimp in oil, how crude.

Politics 'N Haiku 051910

Crude washed up on shore
blue crab special deep oil fried,
only a dollar.

Politics 'N Haiku 051810

What do BP and
the gulf coast have in common?
They're awash in oil.

Politics 'N Haiku 051410

BP to insert
catheter into pipe while
toyodaing US.

Politics 'N Haiku 051210

No citizenship
but terrorists have the right
to keep and bear arms?

Politics 'N Haiku 050910

Huguely successful

U-Va lacrosse bests Duke

Love is laid to rest

Politics 'N Haiku 050210

Creating US jobs!

Who? British Petroleum.

Cleaning up oil spills.