Thursday, May 27, 2010

Politics 'N Haiku 052710

"Terror attempts on
U.S. ... hit all-time high" Thanks W,
"Mission Accomplished"

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Politics 'N Haiku 052610

Immigrant teachers
fired for having accents,
golly you betcha.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Politics 'N Haiku 052510

Outsourced government:
The Monsanto Farm Bureau
The TollBrothers HUD.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Politics 'N Haiku 052310

When gov'ment is small
big businesses will rule, The
B P E P A

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Politics 'N Haiku 052210

Chicken politics
as they're banned from voting booths
Country plays chicken.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Politics 'N Haiku 052110

When gov'ment is small
big businesses will govern
through no bid contracts.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Politics 'N Haiku 052010

Drill baby drill 'til
the gulf has its fill. Sauteed
shrimp in oil, how crude.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Politics 'N Haiku 051910

Crude washed up on shore
blue crab special deep oil fried,
only a dollar.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Politics 'N Haiku 051810

What do BP and
the gulf coast have in common?
They're awash in oil.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Politics 'N Haiku 051410

BP to insert
catheter into pipe while
toyodaing US.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Politics 'N Haiku 051210

No citizenship
but terrorists have the right
to keep and bear arms?

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Politics 'N Haiku 050910

Huguely successful
U-Va lacrosse bests Duke
Love is laid to rest

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Politics 'N Haiku 050210

Creating US jobs!
Who? British Petroleum.
Cleaning up oil spills.