Politics 'N Haiku 073110

BP and safety
alls well that ends.... one well capped
it's Kristine Lilly.

Politics 'N Haiku 072910

Pravda is to truth
what Fox news is to balance,
the party organs.

Politics 'N Haiku 072810

Sarah Palin runs
five hundred years too early
Idiocracy

Politics 'N Haiku 072710

Sarah sees Russia
from her front porch swing
margarita ready.

Politics 'N Haiku 072610

Chelsea reminds Newt
that he will get less head
as the free world's head.

Politics 'N Haiku 072510

Newt's four wives lecture
Chelsea on the importance
of fidelity.

Politics 'N Haiku 072410

Speed cameras fare
no driving while black tickets,
ambiguity.

Politics071410

Every time Obama does something I do not approve or fails to do something important, I think to myself, "WWJMHD?" I take a deep breath, exhale slowly, and count my blessings.

1. He prevented or delayed the second great depression, over the objections of the party of no.

2. He pushed through health care reform, over the objections of the party of no.

3. Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State.

4. Justice Sonia Sotomayor.

5. Elena Kagan.

....

Politics 'N Haiku 070410

Herbert Hoover or
Franklin D. Roosevelt, choose
swiftly Obama.

Politics 'N Haiku 070310

The Great Depression
take two stimulants, Blankfein
can you spare a dime.

Politics 'N Haiku 070210

Stimulus ends, stop
recovery falters, stop
depression starts, stop