Mark Mortin: October 2012

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Sandy FEMA aids
Mitt responds with Gatorade
build a house with that.

Obama, Bush
loath, love, mine, my country, or
man with no country.

Business profits soar
tinkle down the benefits
workers without nets

States line up for more
count illegal immigrants
three-fifths compromise

When gov'ment is small
big businesses will govern
through no bid contracts.

"Dead Constitution"
"manufacturer's handbook"
thoughts we can die from

Compound interest
live free unregulated
and you can die young.

Compounding errors
one drug, two drugs, three drugs, four
til death do us part

Debating debates
lowering expectations
absolute zero