Friday, November 30, 2012

Politics 'N Haiku 113012

Stand your ground, only
Florida whites killing blacks
lynching legalized

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Politics 'N Haiku 112912

Manpads maxi strength
light intervention rebels
Qatar contata

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Politics 'N Haiku 112812

Fiscal cliff skyfall
terminal velocity
rise of the phoenix

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Politics 'N Haiku 112712

Rest in peace, here lies
corporate ineptitude
twinkie defense dies

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Politics 'N Haiku 112412

Fiscal cliff lemmings
remembering Walt Disney
verisimilar

Friday, November 23, 2012

Politics 'N Haiku 112312

Successionisty
United Mexican States
Texas relocates

Friday, November 16, 2012

Politics 'N Haiku 111612

Subcutaneous
electoral postmortem
supercilious

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Politics 'N Haiku 111512

Demographic shift
demigod status intact
demagogues react

Friday, November 9, 2012

Voter Suppression

Karl Rove: Obama succeeded by 'suppressing the vote.'

How did Obama suppress the vote? I am asking for suggestions but here are a few of mine.

1) Lear jets were not allowed to park near polling places.
2) The election was held on a work day: Romney supporters work very hard and can't get off work to vote, but 47% of Obama supporters don't work so they can vote whenever they like.
3) Personal assistants were not allowed to cast votes for their bosses.
4)

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Politics 'N Haiku 110812

Economic cliff
status quo ho ho ho ho
Boehner driving off

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Politics 'N Haiku 110312

On November sixth
I will have a president
as we all do now.

Friday, November 2, 2012

Politics 'N Haiku 110212

Five thousand dollars
Gatorade, rebuild with that
Romney's New Jersey.