Monday, December 22, 2008

Politics 'N Haiku 122208

Goldilocks gives advice to the
Department of Homeland Security


Biological? Too slow.
Chemical? Don't know which way the wind will blow.
Nuclear? Just right.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

If Kim Jong Il should read this, will he understand your sarcasm or would he take you literally?

Anonymous said...

P.S. You are saying the poem sarcastically are you not?

Anonymous said...

In fact, if you click on your United States it looks like Kim Jong Il's cousin visited your website!

Mark Mortin said...

If Kim is seeking advice from me there cannot possibly be any danger from him.

Anonymous said...

Well, what if he's seeking advice from "Goldilocks"? Maybe because they are so deperately poor that anything with the word gold in it will capture their imagination and if it "locks" in their economy all the more compelling?

Anonymous said...

Or maybe they don't like being called poor so much so they feel like bombing everyone else! I guess they are able to sustain themselves like in a "biosphere".

Anonymous said...

Maybe Kim Jong Il is looking to you as a role model without talking to you. You may represent something to him that may be completely out of sync personally with your beliefs; but what you represent to him something unbeknown to you like some kind of nut. I've been told anything is possible.

Anonymous said...

It's like taking something out of context and then applying a twist or propaganda; totally inappropriate, as in taking the atom bomb from WW2 and applying that today like a nut. (I don't mean to imply you are a nut)

Lady Liberty said...

Maybe Kim Jong Il does not want to be called a nut either or have anything implied other than RESPECT yay Aretha Franklin!

Mark Mortin said...

Maybe we should all chip in and buy Kim some Aretha.

Sensitive said...

Is there any danger of radiation poisoning from the nuclear missle that dropped into the Pacific near Hawaii?

Sensitive to realignment of molecules said...

Is there any danger of radiation poisoning from the nuclear missle that dropped into the Pacific near Hawaii?

Sensitive said...

Sorry for the blooper. Maybe I'm just scared.

Eddie Albacore said...

It must have been a traditional warhead missle rather than a nuclear warhead. However any kind of warhead is not good for our health.