Obamacare yes
Boehner may cry a lot but he
doesn't really care.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Friday, November 19, 2010
Politics 'N Poetry 111910
I seek them here
I seek them there
POTUS seeks them everywhere.
Are they in heaven
or are they in hell
my damned elusive testicles.
I seek them there
POTUS seeks them everywhere.
Are they in heaven
or are they in hell
my damned elusive testicles.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Politics 'N Haiku 111610
Mis-membrance of things,
stuff that just happened or not,
the decider's point.
stuff that just happened or not,
the decider's point.
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Friday, October 15, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Politics 'N Haiku 081110
Newt sings an old tune,
"Bomb bomb bomb, .. bomb bomb Iran"
In three/four front war.
"Bomb bomb bomb, .. bomb bomb Iran"
In three/four front war.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Sloppy Seconds
He felt himself rise between her smooth cheeks.
She opens one eye, trying to focus on the nightstand clock.
He notices, or thinks he does, the hairs rise on the back of her neck.
She purrs ever so softly, or is it a groan.
He holds her left nipple between his right thumb and forefinger, palming her soft flesh.
She arches her back toward him, raising her buttock, leaving herself entirely open.
He accepts her offer, entering, not quite sure of his location, not quite hard enough.
She realizes his predicament and reaches her right hand between their legs to rectify the situation.
He intially flinches, but then rises to the occasion, thrusting not quite as wildly as before.
She congratulates herself on her success, relieved.
He spasms, smiles inwardly, relieved.
She rolls over as he exits and drizzles the remains of the evening down her thighs and onto the sheets.
She opens one eye, trying to focus on the nightstand clock.
He notices, or thinks he does, the hairs rise on the back of her neck.
She purrs ever so softly, or is it a groan.
He holds her left nipple between his right thumb and forefinger, palming her soft flesh.
She arches her back toward him, raising her buttock, leaving herself entirely open.
He accepts her offer, entering, not quite sure of his location, not quite hard enough.
She realizes his predicament and reaches her right hand between their legs to rectify the situation.
He intially flinches, but then rises to the occasion, thrusting not quite as wildly as before.
She congratulates herself on her success, relieved.
He spasms, smiles inwardly, relieved.
She rolls over as he exits and drizzles the remains of the evening down her thighs and onto the sheets.
Sunday, August 8, 2010
The Quicky - Expanded version
He lay on his stomach, face pressed against the pillow, distorting both.
She doffed her satin nightgown, edging toward his supine body.
He could not suppress his knowing smile, but pretended to still be asleep.
She parted her desirous lips, pressing flesh against flesh.
He could not believe his good fortune, coming much too soon, or not.
She reached over to turn off his light as he lay sonorously snoring.
She doffed her satin nightgown, edging toward his supine body.
He could not suppress his knowing smile, but pretended to still be asleep.
She parted her desirous lips, pressing flesh against flesh.
He could not believe his good fortune, coming much too soon, or not.
She reached over to turn off his light as he lay sonorously snoring.
Saturday, August 7, 2010
The Quicky
He could not suppress his knowing smile.
She parted her desirous lips.
He came much too soon, or not.
She reached over to turn off his light.
She parted her desirous lips.
He came much too soon, or not.
She reached over to turn off his light.
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Monday, July 26, 2010
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Politics071410
Every time Obama does something I do not approve or fails to do something important, I think to myself, "WWJMHD?" I take a deep breath, exhale slowly, and count my blessings.
1. He prevented or delayed the second great depression, over the objections of the party of no.
2. He pushed through health care reform, over the objections of the party of no.
3. Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State.
4. Justice Sonia Sotomayor.
5. Elena Kagan.
....
1. He prevented or delayed the second great depression, over the objections of the party of no.
2. He pushed through health care reform, over the objections of the party of no.
3. Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State.
4. Justice Sonia Sotomayor.
5. Elena Kagan.
....
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Friday, July 2, 2010
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Friday, June 18, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Politics 'N Haiku 052710
"Terror attempts on
U.S. ... hit all-time high" Thanks W,
"Mission Accomplished"
U.S. ... hit all-time high" Thanks W,
"Mission Accomplished"
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Monday, May 24, 2010
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Politics 'N Haiku 052010
Drill baby drill 'til
the gulf has its fill. Sauteed
shrimp in oil, how crude.
the gulf has its fill. Sauteed
shrimp in oil, how crude.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Friday, May 14, 2010
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Politics 'N Haiku 043010
The Deportation of Non-Native Illegal Immigrants
Navajo, Hopi
require ID checks of
all caucasians.
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Politics 'N Haiku 041410
Airline Fees
Checked bags, carry ons
fuel surcharge, food, bathroom use.
Where's my chamber pot?
Friday, April 9, 2010
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Monday, February 8, 2010
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Politics 'N Haiku 010210
Let every vote count
the supreme court stopped counting
democracy was benched.
Friday, January 1, 2010
Politics 'N Haiku 010110
From 2000 to 2009
The decade where chances
for greatness were plentiful
but seldom achieved.
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