You know I was at the dog park and this big black dog came up to me and I got the distinct impression he was going to urinate on me so I pushed him away. And sure enough he went to the nearby pole and did his thing. And he looked at me with a strange look. Then all these other dogs did the same thing; urinate on the pole. Well, when I went to the market I saw these cupcakes with a Panda "toothpick" ring on top of it and they eyes looked just like the dog! I think what they we're saying is push away from cupcakes because of diabetes; one of the symptoms is frequent urination. You know ever since then it's been easy to resist eating cupcakes. I think they know the secret to overeating for me at least. You know how dogs like to eat so quickly. I don't know if it was the pushing away or urination that clinched it or perhaps both! You know that joke about the best way to lose weight is to push away from the table, well it might be cure rather than a joke. I think these dogs are doctors.
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You know I was at the dog park and this big black dog came up to me and I got the distinct impression he was going to urinate on me so I pushed him away. And sure enough he went to the nearby pole and did his thing. And he looked at me with a strange look. Then all these other dogs did the same thing; urinate on the pole. Well, when I went to the market I saw these cupcakes with a Panda "toothpick" ring on top of it and they eyes looked just like the dog! I think what they we're saying is push away from cupcakes because of diabetes; one of the symptoms is frequent urination. You know ever since then it's been easy to resist eating cupcakes. I think they know the secret to overeating for me at least. You know how dogs like to eat so quickly. I don't know if it was the pushing away or urination that clinched it or perhaps both! You know that joke about the best way to lose weight is to push away from the table, well it might be cure rather than a joke. I think these dogs are doctors.
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